The Journey
Every stop on Clive's increasingly improbable route across time and space.
🏭 The Warehouse — England
Where it all begins. A soda can. A swerve. A very bad decision.
✈️ The Airport
Mr. Beef is born. A fish market receipt gets him on a plane.
☁️ 30,000 Feet
Emergency exit opened. Parachute deployed. Lands on another plane's wing.
🌍 African Savanna
Crash-lands a plane. Meets monkeys. Gets married.
🌴 The Jungle
The Banana Quest. Sacred fruit. Unwanted romance.
🚢 Cargo Ship
Stowaway. Animal uprising. Pulls the lever.
🌊 The Ocean
Meets Captain Squawk. Storm. Submarine collision.
🔱 The Submarine
Mistaken for Agent Wool. Invents the Wool Spiral.
🐋 Underwater Cavern
Bioluminescent cave. Dolphins. A whale carries the submarine.
🏝️ The Island
Crowned chief. Finds a hidden laboratory. Draws a banana.
🛸 Space
"Dr. Clive E. Sheep." Accidentally activates a time vortex.
🏛️ Ancient Egypt — 2500 BCE
Helps build the pyramids. Invents hieroglyphs (accidentally).
🔭 Renaissance Italy
Proves Galileo right with a doodle. Eats apple pie.
🌆 The Future
Every accident was data. The answer looks like a forklift.